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Bizarre ER was a goldmine for these. Things men have gotten stuck in:

A pool jet

A park bench

A camp stove

A fence

(And that's just off the top of my head.)

Yep. Men also stick things up their asses and it gets stuck, explodes or shatters into a million shards and, ER time. LMAO

I saw a comment once that said something along the line of, "throw a sandwich in the air and a man will fuck it before it hits the floor."

The visual that gave me sent coffee out my nose. I am using this quote someday in a crowded bar.

To this day it remains one of my favorite comments I've ever seen on the internet. Glad to pass it along to new people!